U is for Ute

A ute and it's owner are the Australian equivalent of a rude boy and a really loud, obnoxious moped. Ute's come in an array of vibrant colours, and it seems, the more vibrant and metallic, the bigger the dick driving the vehicle. Let it be known however, that Australia's 'rude boys' are like fluffy bunnies in comparison to their English cousins. Almost like slightly annoyed gays, driving their rainbow coloured dick-mobiles. Cute.