K is for Koalas & Kangaroos

Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves, which have a certain appealing quality resulting in little fluffy balls of pure stoned joy. They literally live a teenagers dream. Here’s a Koala in it’s natural habitat looking shifty and paranoid, and like he's got the munchies... i wonder why.





Being English, I obviously get far too excited when I see a Kangaroo. I feel like I’m standing in an Australian postcard whenever I see one, and from nowhere Rolf Harris might saunter across the bush and wobble his wobbling board instrument thingy. However, Kangaroos are actually considered a pest here, as there are so many of them and they fuck up people’s cars when they get run over. And so, hunting and eating them is commonplace. That’s pretty much the equivalent of an Englishman hunting and eating rats.