L is for Lesbians

We have some rather riotous lesbians inhabiting the flat downstairs. Don’t go getting any romantic visuals of sexy young ladies, think more along the lines of Myra Hindley and what sounds like a female elephant. Fortunately, my bedroom isn’t above theirs, but my housemates is… let's just say they know how unsatisfied Myra must be. Ergh. That, coupled with a very loud Micheal Jackson megamix playing on repeat with accompanying dickhead friends who love playing the bongos on your average Tuesday night doesn't bode well for neighborly love.

Here is a highly conceptual piece: an origami elephant made out of Myra's face... unfortunately, you can't actually see ANY of her face, and this was my 1,000,567th attempt. I had to draw a line somewhere. I shall call it 'frustrating elephant'.



and so, here's another highly artistic piece of a red-eyed elephant sitting on Myra's face, looking like she's loving it.


I shall call it 'Rwaaaaaahhhhhh!'