Obvious and soppy I know… BUT it’s the whole bloody reason us 'Poms' come out here in the first place. I wanted to go out and take a lovely photo of St Kilda beach for you but I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two days now, wrapped in a granny blanket sniffling away so I thought you might prefer a photo of that instead…
You don’t need to tell me how amazing our sofa is, more on that later in the alphabet…
So most, if not all of you may think The Beach is a place for relaxing, splashing in the sea, drinking a beer and getting sunburnt. Not in Australia. Basically, the beach is full of disgusting healthy people flexing their muscles and running around like it's some kind of outdoor gym. Unnnnbelievable. Time for me to get my jog on I think.
I'll get a beauty of the beach and a 70 year old bloke with a six pack jogging along it when my legs are capable of walking again.
C is for Crack, Crack-head or Cracked out Mexican midget with a badger fetish. There's another dictionary entry for ya!
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ReplyDeleteYou should come to Geelong and 'beyond.' I can take you on the rape tour.
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