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Hello All…

So admittedly, Ive been a total failure at this blogging business, but I'm back in the game now. I'm suffering the flu, and TV in Australia is shit, I’ve exhausted my households limited DVD supply, and crack is hard to come by here, so through utter desperation to entertain myself I’m writing to you, my adoring people.

But my oh my have I got a treat for you… I bring to you, my lovely little lovelies “Jo’s A-Z of Australia”. If any Australian takes offence to this you are stupid, and I look forward to a retaliation A-Z-off. Oh and please don’t mistake sarcasm for misery.

I offer you, in the coming weeks an insight into my Australia trip thus far in the form of an A-Z. Up until now Ozland has been testing me. I can see that it sees that I havn't lost my rag in a while and it's been trying to make me blow. But as the motto goes "Persistance beats Resistance" and it's beginning to pay off. Of course, in true shit-on-your-happy-parade form i'm now suffering a scathing flu, and it's the winter. It looks like a glorious grey British day out my window today. I'm doing that sarcastic smiley grimace face right now... The one you all know and love so well.

So here it is: My A-Z of Australia...

Enjoy.